Channel Massive is proud to present some new exciting programs for our listeners!
Massive MMO Summer Camp
Tired of having to watch your children 24/7? Sick of listening to them moan and groan about how “bored” they are during those lazy summer days? Well, fret no more! Send them to the Massive MMO Summer Camp!
For the low price of $1200, we’ll keep your little gamer busy all summer long with wonderful activities and teach them the fundamentals of MMO gaming.
Classes/Games include:
- World of Warcraft – The Art of Farming
- Vanguard: Saga Of Heroes – Diplomacy, How to Talk Yourself Out of a Bad Situation
- Lord of the Rings Online – The Hobbits Guide to Pies, Chickens, and Pipeweed
- City of Heroes – Spandex and You. Unleashing Your Inner Hero.
- Age of Conan – Why Steel is the Only Thing You Can Trust.
- And much, much more!
For a free brochure, or to register your child for this experience of a lifetime call us now at 1-888-MMO-CAMP.
Channel Massive Gold/Powerleveling Services
In a totally unrelated venture, this summer Channel Massive will also be offering it’s new gold farming and powerleveling services to our listeners. We have the kids, err…resources to bring you the cheapest gold prices and the fastest leveling on the net!
Please visit www.massivegolds4u.com for more details.
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I am confused. Do we pay you or do you pay us? What if the child doesn’t actually belong to me?
I got 2 I can sign up… the check will be in the mail.. along with the return flight… ya.. you can trust me… they are only a little sarcastic.. and bossy.. I have no idea where they get that from… must be their mother…
They dont use Waterboarding at Guantanamo anymore.
They make the detainees play Vanguard. Much more effective.
Can’t be Vanguard – without helmets how would they equip their headscarves!
not that anyone really cares.. but http://www.dawnofwar2.com/us/news