Sometimes an opportunity like this is too good to pass up…

From: name withheld to protect the innocent
To: Channel Massive
Sent: Thu, November 19, 2009 8:58:47 AM
Subject: Did you receive this email sent to you last week ?

Did you receive the e-mail which I sent to you recently (copied here-below)?
Please confirm since I have had problems lately with emails intercepted by spam-filters set too high.

Cordially,
name withheld to protect the innocent

Our response:

Dear name withheld to protect the innocent,

Thank you for your concern about whether we received your email or not.

Fear not my friend. Thanks to your persistence, we’ve set our email filter even higher now in the hopes of never hearing from you again.

Sincerely,

Channel Massive